12 Funny Chuck Norris Facts

Anyone, who has a little bit interest in martial arts or acting, knows well about Chuck Norris. Yes, Chuck Norris is not only an actor, but a great martial artist as well. However, the most interesting thing about Chuck Norris is that, he is severely affected by superiority complex and this special feature of his personality is very clear in front of us due to his tough guy image. Chuck Norris has made his tough guy image intentionally by means of an internet phenomena “Chuck Norris fact”. He started these “Chuck Norris facts” at internet in 2005. Some people take these facts just as a matter of fun. While some take these facts, the powers of a human that is not just ordinary but have some special features as well. Later on, several publishers have also published Chuck Norris facts in printed form. Now, these facts have become very popular all over the world. Here, I have gathered some really funny Chuck Norris facts just for you.



1. Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.


2. May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...


3. In the late 80's when Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.  


4. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.


5. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.


6. Chuck Norris is exactly the same in every parallel universe.


7. Door bells were invented so Chuck Norris wouldn't knock down your door.


8. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.


9. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people.


10. Chuck Norris doesn't stop at red lights, red lights stop at him.


11. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.


12. When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.

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