Cheese can be enjoyed in all its forms. Cheese pizza, burgers and sandwiches as well as it is used for toping and serves as a major ingredient in many of the dishes. Cheese lovers can’t enjoy their food specifically fast food without the addition of cheese slices. Cheese is a nutritious dairy product with a large number of calories. There are several types of cheese with different tastes and form but the main content is milk and cream. Although it is a source of protein but the world wide use of cheese is not the same. Cheese is not a vital ingredient of dishes in eastern countries but in the west food can’t be enjoyed without this addition. Its mouth-watering smell and flavor is quite tempting for a large majority of people. We have a collection of funny cheese jokes for you. If you are also a cheese lover you will really enjoy these jokes. So go ahead and shares to have a good laugh.
1) A little boy went to a birthday party in a very nice suit. When he got back home his suit was full of holes, when his mom asked him what he did, he replied we were playing store, and he was the Swiss cheese.
2) Question: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Answer: Nacho Cheese!
3) At an elementary school, the cafeteria was serving Swiss cheese. A little girl received her meal and was disgusted by it.
"Miss lunch lady," she said, "I don't like the holes in my cheese."
"That's okay," she said. "Just eat around them and leave them on your plate."
4) Q: What is a mouse's favorite record?
A: 'Please cheese me'!
5) A man walks into a bar with a cheese sandwich under his arm. "A pint of Guinness for me and the cheese sandwich," he says to the barman.
"I'm sorry, sir," replies the barman, "We don't serve food in here."
6) Knock Knock
Cheese a jolly good fellow
7) Your mother was the only one that knew how long you could wait after you eat before you could go swimming. My mother would look at me, 'What did you have? Ham and cheese, mayonnaise? Thirty-eight minutes.'
8) Two robbers robbed a cheese factory.. Joe says "I got some cheddar and brie cheese." Bill, the other robber said "I got some nacho cheese." "The factory doesn't even sell nacho cheese..." Joe stated. "Really? When I was running from the cops, they kept on saying "It's not 'cho cheese!"!"
9) Q: What kind of cheese would you use to entice a grizzly bear, (or any type of bear, actually), from its cave?
10) What did the cheese say to the mouse?
Meet me in the trap it's goin down!