Children are the most innocent and naughty members of the family. They can make you laugh when you are feeling down, they can give you a naughty smile when you need one and they can help you forget all your worries and frustrations with a single naughty act. Sharp children tend to be more problematic for their parents and they can give them real tough time. It is often said that the more a child is mischievous, the more he will succeed in his life. So you never criticize the experimenting acts of your child because the more they will explore the things around, the more they will learn. Parents should be protective and supporting towards their children instead of being impolite. Children are the most wonderful personalities with all the essential characteristics to make a home lively and full of laughter. Enjoy funny jokes about children to make your time memorable and full of fun.
1) Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Teacher: That's good.
Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!
2) Why do giraffes have long necks?
So they don't smell there stinky feet.
3) Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse.
4) Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!
5) Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
6) Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine?
Because he was in a coffin.
7) TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!
Allen: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.
8) TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
Kelly : “HIJKLMNO” !!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
Kelly : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !
9) Q. Why did the alien want to leave the party?
A. The atmosphere wasn't right.
10) Q. What did the left hand say to the right hand?
A. How does it feel to always be right?