Friends are the best part of our life. After our family, it is our friends, who help us when we need, give us a shoulder and guide us when we get distracted. When we make friends we hardly care about the social differences and background. It’s all about the mental understanding between two people and their compatibility. There are times when we need our friends more than our family. They can understand us better because they belong to the same age group and face the same problems. A person is lucky if he or she has a sincere and genuine friendship bond. Life is more exciting if you have friends, with whom you can move around, party and enjoy every moment of your life. Occasions like birthdays, school or college functions, parties and festivals are imperfect without the presence of friends. To make your time more fun filled and hilarious we have some funny jokes about friends for you that can share and enjoy.

1) "What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny.
"Let's play schools," said Jenny.
"OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."

2) wen i was young i had a horn on my head
and it will only disappear if i find a true friend
but wen i met u... yeah my friend
i grew a tail. .

3) How can a person have so many friends…?
Ask anybody over 30 -- if they tell you they have more than 10 friends, you know they're counting co-workers.

4) You ever get sick and one of your friends gives you medical advice? And they tell you that they're not a doctor -- like you didn't know it?

5) Hey teme about your friends, how are they doing?
I got lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!

6) Never abandon your old friends. They are hard 2 replace.
Friendship is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

7) What’s the best thing about your friends?
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.

8) How well does u know me…??
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

9) Friends are colors; they can color your life beautifully.
So why not try one to paint your home… lolzzzz

10) Whenever you feel down or low and want to have a shoulder to cry….
Call up your best buddy and hear the response….
You cranky stupid fool lets party and enjoy a treat

11) If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

12) When you are in trouble…Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

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