12 Kids Jokes About School

School is considered as the fundamental institution where learning is fun for children. They play; they learn, make friends and become socially interactive. School is the first step for kids to move out of home and learn from different objects. It is an opportunity for them to explore the world out there. Kids when provided with learning activities, intermingle with the objects around them, they show their creativity and do mistakes which create fun many times. It is not wrong to say that kids are funny. They make mistakes and make their elders laugh at school and at home as well with their innocent actions. If you are looking for kids jokes, you will find it here.


1) A party of school children from the city went on a trip to the country. One of them found a pile of empty milk bottles and shouted,
`Look, miss, I've found a cow's nest!


2) We have a very simple dress code at our school.
Anything that's comfortable or looks cool is illegal.


3) My teacher says I might as well stay home from school.
It's the first thing we've agreed on all year.


4) Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"

Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!!

The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?"

Little Johnny replies, "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"


5) Teacher: Why are you the only one in class today?
Pupil: Because I missed school dinner yesterday!


6) Teacher: When you yawn, you’re supposed to put your hand to your mouth!
Pupil: What? And get bitten!


7) Our teacher talks to herself does yours?
Yes, but she doesn’t realize it, she thinks we're actually listening!


8) What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school canteen?
The food!


9) Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school

10) Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to
tell her that he was misbehaving.

"Wait a minute," she said. "I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved."

11) Teacher: Name four members of the cat family
Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens!


12) Where's the worst trip you're likely to go on?
To the headmaster's office.

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