Guys without having fun are impossible to imagine. Adults are full of energy and at the peak of their emotions. Boys are lively and can be aggressive at times of frustration and disturbance in their life. Along with their friends they cannot miss the opportunity to enjoy their time to the fullest. They will hang around, play, try new things and even they will do the risky things to have thrill and adventure. Men are mostly free, less sentimental and feel themselves unanswerable to their family. Mostly their attitude is carefree and lighthearted, so they think less and do more. They let their self go, try new things and try to keep a positive attitude towards life. Whether they are with their school buddies, at home or other childhood mates, together they will try to do the most adventurous things. To keep the fun going, we have some funny jokes about boys, guys and men for you to enjoy.
1) What makes a guy think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure.
2) Men are like… Handguns.
Keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
3) Usually boys believe in what they see and
girls believe in what they hear,
that is why ....
Boys lie and girls wear make up
4) What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.
5) What happened when the wizard turned a naughty boy into a hare?
He's still rabbiting on about it!
6) How do you get a guy to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.
7) How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
8) Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus?
He ended up in a flea circus!
9) What's a guy's idea of honestly in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
10) Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
Because he just came to pick up his little sister!
11) What's the smartest thing a guy can say?
"My wife says..."
12) What do you call a man with half a brain?
13) What does most guys consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window.
14) What's the most common cause of hearing loss amongst men?
Wife saying she wants to talk to him.