Girls are the soul of a family and play a very important role in every relationship. They are expected to be calm and understanding. Mostly women are very emotional towards their relations. They care for little things around and try to do as much as they can for people who have a special place in their life. Their interests vary from those of boys. They mostly have a keen interest in fashion and maintaining themselves in the updated styles. They like to spend a great deal of time with their family and enjoy get together with people who are important for them trying to have the most fun possible. Games with less risk and fatigue are enjoyed by girls. Ladies being more sentimental and caring, try to manage all their relations with perfection and liveliness. To keep the fun on, we have a collection of funny jokes about girls, ladies and women. You can share these and fill your time with laughter.
1) Girl: Dear, today is the day when we met first..
Boy: Oh, Let us stand in silence for two minutes..
2) What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
3) Hey have you seen that lady…? She is so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?
4) Two girls, First girl: we girls don't like study too much!!
Second girl: why?? First: think...think more...
o.k., because.. We know someone; somewhere would be doing study for us...
5) What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!
6) Q: What do you do when a lady throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade..
7) A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
8) What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
9) How are ladies and high school phone policies similar?
Because they can be seen but not heard.
10) Yesterday I went to a park for jogging in the evening. A man was arrested for dressing up like a girl.
What was he charged for?
He was charged with male fraud.
11) Why can't women drive?
Because there's no road in her house.
12) Yo I met a lady at the shopping mall; the funniest thing about her was that
She was so fat that her picture weighs 10 pounds and she also invented the low-rider!
13) When another girl steals your guy
do not worry; there is no better revenge
than to let her keep him
14) Why do women get married in white?
So they match the kitchen appliances!
15) Usually boys believe in what they see and
girls believe in what they hear,
that is why ....
Boys lie and girls wear make up
16) Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!