Teenage years are the most energetic, enjoyable, exciting and memorable time in one’s life. Teen age is exciting because of the transition that takes place, from toy cars to real ones, from dependence to independence and from doll house to their own.  These are the years in which children are full of energy, totally carefree, trying to become independent and exploring different phases of life. Children in their teenage have high plans and ambitions to move on in their life and to conquer the world. In these years children make friends, have fun in their social life and enjoy life to the fullest. Based on the changes in teenage life we have a number of jokes that you will surely enjoy.

1) Dad: Son, what do you want for your 18th birthday?
Son: Just a radio dad, With a sports car around it!

2) Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.

3) George: My girlfriend has a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin has the glow of a peach, her cheeks are like apples and her lips like cherries.
Fred: Sounds more like a fruit salad to me.

4) The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party.

The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 AM the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, "Sweetheart, what time did you get in last night?"

"Not too late, Dad." she replied nervously.

Dead-panned, her father said, "Then, my precious one, I'll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car."

5) Having moved into his first apartment, our son invited my husband and me for a visit.
As we walked in, our son asked if we'd like a cold drink.

Mentally patting myself on the back for teaching him to be such a gracious host, I said, "Yes, what do you have?"

He walked over to the refrigerator, opened the door, studied the contents, and then replied, "I have pickle juice or water."
 
6) My teenaged niece was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving lesson. As she was pulling out of the parking lot, the instructor said, "Turn left here, and don't forget to let the people behind you know what you're doing."

She turned to the students sitting in the back seat and announced, "I'm going left."

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