Attorneys are the persons that provide the legal solutions of our problems that we want to solve in the court or dragged into the court by other people due to any right or wrong problem. Normally, when we hear the word attorney that first thing that comes in our mind is the law, crime and justice. Of course, no one wants to face these lawful matters ever in its life intentionally. These are the circumstances that forces the people face legal matters into the court and attorneys are available everywhere to solve our legal issues. However, there is one other aspect of this tense page of life that is humor. Yes, I am not talking wrong. If any one of you will go to court, you can see lots of fun during the hearing of every case that is in the form of argument of attorneys. Here are some funny jokes about attorneys.
1. Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
2. A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" the man asked incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news." "It's of you and your mistress."
3. Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe." Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000." The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon ... "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits."
4. When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law AFTER the criminal has been arrested, we call him a defense attorney.