Funny Aviation, Airplane and Helicopter Jokes

There was a time when flying in the air was nothing but just the dream of human beings. Wright Brothers turned this dream into reality. Now this is the time when field of aviation has become so much vast and advanced that we cannot imagine our life without airplanes and helicopter. Airplanes and helicopter are undoubtedly, one of the most beneficial inventions of modern era. There is no place far away from each other thanks to aviation. Moreover, the use of airplanes and helicopters has much importance in the military as well. Yes, these are the inventions that protect the boundaries of our regions and keep us safe from any external threat. Like all other useful inventions, airplanes and helicopters are also a hot topic of many humorists. Here I have gathered very funny jokes for you and your friends just about the field of aviation including helicopters and airplanes. 



1. According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign. The vibration stopped immediately. A passenger emerged from a lavatory and explained that he had been jogging in place inside.


2. This guy was an excellent pilot, but not real good at making passengers feel at ease.

For example, one time the airplane in front of him blew a tire on landing, scattering chunks of rubber all over the runway. He was asked to hold while the trucks came out to clean up.

His announcement: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid there will be a short delay before our arrival. They've closed the airport while they clean up what's left of the last airplane that landed there.


3. A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn't know anything about parachutes, but as the earth rapidly approaches, he realizes his options are limited; he takes off the parachute and tries to fix it himself on the way down. The wind is ripping past his face, he's dropping like a rock, and at 5000 feet, another man goes shooting up past him. In desperation, the man with the chute looks up and yells, "Hey do you know anything about parachutes?!"The guy flying up looks down and yells, "No, do you know anything about gas stoves?!"


4. As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked. "No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."

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