Funny Biology Jokes



Biology is the famous branch of science that is not only beneficial for us in terms of getting information about living organisms, but also solves various problems of our life. This is the biology that further divided into various fields like medicine, zoology, botany, surgery and other medical branches. If we say here that today people can get rid of their minor and major diseases thanks to biology, then it will be absolutely right. The diagnosis of diseases on behalf of their symptoms as well treatment of the diseases in an efficient and reliable manner is also due to biology. Moreover, this is biology that tells us the causes of diseases as well, so that we could stay safe in future by avoiding these causes. However, there are many humorous aspects about the field of biology as well that you can see in the form of jokes that I have collected just for you about biology.

 

 

1. Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang?

A: The nucleus.

 

2. Q: How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?

A: An itsy bitsy book.

 

3. Q. What does DNA stand for?

A. National Dyslexics Association

 

4. Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?

A: Pull down its genes.

 

5. A biologist walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

The biologist answers "My son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis." THE END

 

6. One Biologist: How do you spot a bald eagle?

Other Biologist: Look for a bird with all its feathers combed over to one side.

 




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