No doubt, the simplest meaning of jokes is just funny stuff. However, we can see the funniest jokes and sayings only on vehicle bumper stickers. In fact, there are lots of such jokes that have no any funny stuff at all. After reading such boring jokes, we don’t not find any reason to amuse or laugh. However, on vehicle bumper stickers, we often find such funny jokes and saying that are much humorous and we enjoy them very much. These are truly creations of very intelligent mind and of course, the purpose of such jokes is just to attract the people towards that vehicle. One more interesting thing about these jokes is that, they are very short and most of them are just the humorous sayings. Here I have the collection of such very funny bumper sticker jokes and sayings just to make your time very enjoyable and great in all respect.
1. Bumper Sticker: Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
2. Bumper Sticker: If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range.
3. Bumper Sticker: Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
4. Bumper Sticker: So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
5. Bumper Sticker: He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
6. Bumper Sticker: If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
7. Bumper Sticker: Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes.
8. Bumper Sticker: The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
9. Bumper Sticker: Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
10. Bumper Sticker: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.