There is a common saying “Doing business is much better than doing job”. Of course, this is very lovely quote and doing own business is the dream of every person all over the globe. However, doing business is not an easy task for the every person. There are two things to do business in well manner. The first thing is that, for doing any business very huge investment is required. The second thing that is necessary to lead any business up to sky limits is the skillful attitude and wise management policies of owner. Well, doing business is the matter of serious attitude, but still many companies commit very funny mistakes to publicize their businesses. Here we cannot call these funny mistakes, the unintentional behavior of companies. In fact, showing funny attitude by means of various humorous advertisement campaigns is the way of attracting customers nowadays. Here are some funny business jokes for the business lovers.
1. A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. However, no business was coming in. Sitting there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was negotiating a big deal. He spoke loudly about big figures and huge commitments. Finally, he put down the phone and asked the visitor "Can I help you?" The man said, "I've come to install the phone."
2. A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications & said, "We have an opening for people like you."
"Oh, great," the man said, "What is it?"
"It's called the door!".
3. Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you’ve ever held.” “Well,” the young man replied, “in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.”
4. A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, “We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one. “The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, “Please cancel the order. We can ‘t wait that long. ”