There is no language of happiness. You can make some one laugh in any language you know. Jokes are not specified in some languages but there are jokes of every language. In all over the world, people use different types of funny jokes to make each other happy and smile. A smiling face is always attractive for anyone. In addition, it is better, if you are the reason of smile on a person’s face. You can make people laugh easily by telling those jokes and funny stories. People always like to listen light and sensible jokes. They can also make the atmosphere around you more beautiful and cheerful for all. It is always considered very well to make the others happy. A cheering personality gives much more to a person as compared to a person with angry face. So always, try to smile and make other smiling. It is better for you and your surroundings.  

1: Ama: Kumusta ang pag-aaral mo?

Anak: Nag-lesson at test po kami tungkol sa mga manok.

Ama: Ano, madali ba?

Anak: Chicken na chicken!

Ama: Anong grade mo?

Anak: Itlog po. 

2: 3 tanga nagsisiksikan sa maliit na **kama**:*

TANGA1: Pare, di tayo kasya. Bawas tayo ng isa, sa lapag na

lang matulog. (Bumaba si Tanga 1.)

TANGA2: Ayan, pare maluwag na, akyat kana dito!

3: ANAK: 'Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako

ng "cocomban".

TATAY: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon "cocomban" pa rin ang tawag mo!

ANAK: Ano po ba ang tama?

TATAY: Bomb paper!

4: At a funeral...

ERAP: Tara na, Jinggoy. Alis na tayo!

JINGGOY: Kararating pa lang natin a!

ERAP: Naku mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o: "REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED."

5: Job interview:

Boss: Ano ang alam mo?

Rommel: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakatira ng misis

niyo, at kung saan nakatira ang kabit niyo.

Boss: Tanggap ka na! 

6: Dalawang holdaper sa bangko:

Holdaper #1: Yehey! Mayaman na tayo!

Holdaper #2: Bilangin mo na!

Holdaper #1: Alam mo namang mahina ako sa math. Abangan na lang natin sa balita kung magkano! 

7: Dear Dodong,

Sa susunod anak, Nido non-fat na lang ang ipadala mo sa tatang mo. Nasisira kasi ang tiyan niya sa pinadala mong Nivea Moisturing Milk...

Nagmamahal – Nanay

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