Funny Fish Jokes

Fish is one of the most beautiful, interesting and amazing creatures that live only in water. Fish is the necessary part of our ecosystem as well as food chain. There are countless types of fish all over the world. Some live in shallow water, some in deep. Similarly, some fish species are called river fish species, while some are categorized as ocean fish species. Moreover, different types of fish species vary from each other in terms of shape, size, appearance, color, habits and features. Fishes not only make our environment beautiful, but they are also a part of our balanced diet as well. We get omega 3 fatty acids and protein from the meat of fish. Being an interesting creature, there is lot of funny material available about fish. Many people relate their funny stuff with different types of fish species and make their literature just beautiful by the addition of fish species. Here are some very funny jokes about fish.



1. Where do fish keep their money?

In the river bank.


2. What do you call a fish with no eyes?



3. What's the easiest way to catch fish?

Have someone throw it at you.


4. Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!


5. Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!


6. What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!


7. What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible!


8. One fish says to the other, “You drink like a fish.”

The other fish responds, “So do you.”

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