Funny Gender Jokes



Attraction between opposite gender is just a natural phenomenon. We cannot deny this attraction, as it is the part of just our natural feelings. However, taking or using this attraction is wrong way and also become crazy because of this attraction is not a natural thing. As nature has placed this attraction in both men and women for each other, so just like this nature has granted wisdom and mind to human beings for keeping the wrong desires in control. Now the persons either men or women that use their mind in positive direction and do not follow wrong path in the feelings of attraction for each other, collect praise, respect and success in their life. However, the persons that just follow the wrong path in the attraction of each others get only disgrace and failure in their life. So we should take this relationship in positive meanings always. Here are some jokes about gender means men and women.

 

 

1. "My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled: 'Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.'" – Unknown

 

2. The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"

Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

 

3. In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.

Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous..or what?"

"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."

 

4. A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

 

5. While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. "You know, honey," she said sweetly, "Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married."

"Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!"

 

6. The man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

“Why?”

“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”




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