Golf is also called the game of high-class or rich people thanks to its sophistication and relaxing manner and least damage chances. Golf is the gaming activity that has become popular globally. It is widely playing at both national and international level in almost all countries of the world. Today, people are crazy about not only paying this game, but about watching the matches of golf as well. There are many humorous aspects of this popular gaming activity. When you will search about funny stuff about golf at internet, you will find lots of options in this regard. There are many funny poems, quotes, riddles and jokes about golf that are available at various blogs at internet. This is also the blog that will lead you towards the height of joy and humor about golf and the form of funny stuff in this blog is not other than funny jokes that I have collected for you.

1. The difference between golf and tennis is that tennis is murder - you just want to kill the other player. Golf is suicide - you just want to kill yourself..."

2. Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.

"Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee."

"Oh, that's awful!"

"You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."

3. The golfer had lost his ball and was a little annoyed with his caddy. "Why the hell didn't you watch where it went" he asked.

"Well sir," said the boy, "it don't usually go anywhere, so when you did hit the ball, it sort of caught me by surprise!"

4. "You're going out to play golf again" his wife complained.

"I'm only doing under doctors orders." replied her husband.

"Do I look stupid to you" she screamed.

"But its true," he said, walking out the door. "He specifically told me I should get some iron everyday."

5. 1st man: My wife had a great idea that I take up a new sport for the summer.

2nd man: Well that's great, she truly does has your interests at heart. What did she suggest golf "

1st man: No, but do you know how to play Russian Roulette.

6. A chap was teeing off and hit a lousy ball onto the next fairway and en route struck another golfer on the head.

He shouted at the lousy hitter,

"I am a lawyer and this will cost you, maybe 5000.00."

The golfer yelled back, "I am sorry bit I did shout FORE"

The lawyer replied, "OK I will take it!!!"

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