Every person needs some rest after the long duty hours and holidays are the best option in this regard. In fact, there is some difference between holidays and vacations. We call holidays to those leaves that are occasionally like spring holidays, winter holidays or holiday at some special day like Independence Day, Labor Day, and Valentine Day etc. Moreover, holidays are for short duration even for only one day. On the other side, vacations are the long rest time like summer vacations that usually goes for two to three months. However, holidays are the most enjoyable events as they lie during work days and we get one extra day of enjoying life beside weekends. People make lots of plans to celebrate their holidays and goes for short travel to some nearest place to enjoy their holidays. Here I have some funny jokes about different holidays.
1. What's the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool's Day?
On one you're thankful and on the other you're prankful!
2. Dad: "Most people don't have to work today, because it's Labour Day."
Son: "If they're not working, shouldn't it be `No-Labour Day?"
3. Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he's already stuffed!
4. A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"