Funny Insulting Poems

Normally when we hear the word “Insult”, we do not feel good even for other ones. Obviously, insulting someone is not a good or appreciating work. However, some moments come in our life, when we feel much need of this act just to teach some moral lesson to someone that is doing wrong and trying to pay harm our self or some other people. In this situation, any harsh word could become a source of fight between two groups. Well, if you are facing such situation and think that doing insult of someone is now the only way to teach lesson to him or her, then I can help you in a pretty good manner. Insulting someone in a humorous way is very effective tool not only in terms of teaching some moral lesson to it, but also in terms of avoids fight as well. So, here are some funny insulting poems for your help.



1. I Like Grapes

Because Its One less.

And I Like you


You are Brainless


Feel bad?

Come On Buddy

Its just A Fact...


2. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Garbage is dumped,

And so are you.


3. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings horses and all the kings men,

said Fool him, He's only an egg.


4. There is a good news for you.

you are going to usa soon.

Some scientist will take you there.

cuz they want to test that how can you live without your brain.


5. Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

to have some hanky panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill

And now there's little Franky.


6. Roses are red and violates are blue

the smell of the toilet reminds me of you.


7. Mary had a little lamb

It ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up it's

and turned it's wool to nylon.


8. 21st Century is truly: LIFELESS

Communication: WIRELESS






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