Funny Jokes about Minister

In every religion, there are preachers, who preach their religion and create awareness about it. In Christianity, Minister is the person who is authorized by a church or any other religious organization to perform certain tasks, like teaching of beliefs and providing guidance to the community. They can also lead services like weddings and funerals. As they people are simple, away from all the materialistic realities of the world, they often do some silly mistakes. Moreover, they focus on preaching and their other duties, so people usually make fun of them. These funny moments are usually remembered as funny jokes. You can find many funny jokes about ministers, as they don't hesitate to describe their own funny moments. Moreover, being religious people they love to help the people and sometimes they do things, which appear quite funny for others. Here are some jokes about Ministers; I hope you will enjoy them.


1. The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, "If you'll come to the Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to Heaven."

"I don't think I'll be there," the boy said. "You don't even know your way to the post office."


2. A minister, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor asked the man where he had gone.

"I went to get a haircut," was the reply.

"But," said the minister, "why didn't you do that before the service?"

"Because," the gentleman said, "I didn't need one then."


3. A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."


4. A minister is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.

After watching the boys efforts for some time, the minister moves closer to the boy's position, and gives the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the child's level, the minister smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?" To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"

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