In schools or other institutions, usually for fun and for time pass different jokes are cracked in for girls or boys or any other person. Usually these jokes are made up for those students who are not that intelligent and good looking and who are shy and are afraid to talk to others. Such people no matter where they are always made the target and people find the chance to laugh at them. Sometimes these jokes are practical and sometimes are just verbal. But, whatever it is, it is noticed that practical jokes are usually insulting and sometime the victim could get hurt physically as well. The most common result of such jokes is that the target stops coming to the school and becomes more introvert and his personality lacks confidence. So, it should be taken care of that jokes are just meant to laugh not for hurting the others. Some jokes that would just cause a sudden laughter are share here.
1: Teacher: If you eat fish?
Student: It's good for my eyes.
Teacher: If you don't eat fish?
Student: It's good for the fish!
2: What’s the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
A: a fly can fly but a mosquito can't mosquito
3: The teacher said to Danny: "Why are you in the floor?"
Danny said: "Because you said to do this Math problem without Tables."
4: Little boy on the phone: hello, my son can't come to school today, he has a headache. School principal: hello...who is this? School boy: this is my father speaking.
5: Blonde: Hey, What does 'IDK' mean?
Brunnete: I don't know.
Blonde: Oh my god NOBODY KNOWS!
6: Q: Have you ever heard the joke that a stupid says, "NO"???
7: Q: What comes before 8?
A: My school bus usually
8: Teacher: what was u before u come to school?
Student 1: babies, sir :P
Student 2: happy :P
9: Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.
Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!
10: Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test?
Father: You were absent on the day of the test?
Son: No, but the boy who sits next to me was!
11: One kid in our class is so dense he can't fill in his name on an application form unless it's a multiple choice question.
12: PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
PUPIL: Good, because I didn't do my homework.