Funny Light Bulb Jokes



Thomas Edison was the intelligent person behind the invention of first light bulb. It is strange thing that even after discovery of electricity, there is a huge gap between invention of light bulb. Well, just after invention of light bulb, the world suddenly came out of darkness. You can truly say that light bulb is one of the greatest inventions all the times. This is the invention that led the human beings towards series of inventions in the field of electricity. Now keep aside this serious topic and let’s move towards the funny aspect of this great invention. As you know that humorists do not leave any topic that they do not include in their funny stuff. So, we can see lots of funny jokes about light bulbs in this regard. if you want to read jokes about light bulb, you can read them at this forum where I have collected some funny jokes about light bulbs just for you.

 

 

1. Q: How many senior citizens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb.

 

2. Q: How many pot growers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, they use fluorescent bulbs instead.

 

3. Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway.

 

4. Q: How many PC owners does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None - it'll be fixed in the next version.

 

5. Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One .. Two, and a-one two three four

 

6. Q: How many Actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.




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