Funny Marriage and Wedding Jokes

Getting married is a dream of every man and women. But there are so many funny sayings about marriage like “it is better to die a virgin then get married”. It totally depend upon both husband and wife that how they settle themselves in such a manner to spend a happy life. There are much more funny things about marriage life. Lots of jokes and funny sayings are often come to know about marriage life. Most of them relates to wife, because wife is also a key element of marriage life. She settles and manages the whole home. If she is a good manager of her home than husband praises her must. Wives always remain unhappy from their husbands and ask different things about this like why there are many jokes and sayings on wives. Jokes about married life or wedding depict the beauty as well as the toughness of married life, which can be experienced after getting married.



1: A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"

His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."

The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"



2: At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.

The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."



3: As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women.

4: His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?



5: In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.

Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all.



6: Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."

John: "But I want you to."

Wife: "But why?"

John: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!.

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