Funny Medical Jokes

It looks really strange and hilarious to talk about funny aspect of medical field. If you are not understanding the purpose and meaning of this blog, just stay with me. Actually, we cannot deny this fact that medical field is one of the most essential needs of human beings. Whenever, we get ill due to any reason or caught by any ordinary or serious type of disease, this is the medical science that cures our disease. Doctors are the persons that apply recommended medical techniques to the patients and try their best to recover the patient completely from the diseases. However, sometimes doctors do very funny things during their treatments that they apply upon their patients. In other words, we can say that these funny medical things committed by doctors are their mistakes. There are lots of funny jokes about this hilarious attitude of doctors. If you are free just for a while and want to amuse during this time, here is the collection of funny medical jokes.



1. A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had been. 'Oh, it was very disappointing,' he said. 'I didn't kill a thing. I'd have been better off staying here in the hospital.'


2. Surgeons said to patient :

- Operation was successful.

- Thank you, Doctor! But I went into the operating theatre only to fix the tap water ...


3. Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!


4. A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.”


5. 'Doctor, doctor! Can you help me? My tongue keeps sticking out.'

'That's good. Now, if you can just lick these stamps...'


6. Doctor please help me, my husband thinks he’s a satellite dish. Don’t worry Mrs Jones, I can cure him. The woman says, I don’t want him cured Doc, I just want you to adjust him so I can get HBO.


7. Doctor, doctor! My small son has just swallowed a roll of film.'

'Don't worry. Let him rest a bit and we'll wait and see what develops.'


8. Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.

Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?

Patient: I sure did - the bottle said 'keep tightly closed.'

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