Funny Newfoundland Jokes

This world is really vast, although large part of surface of earth is covered with water. Some areas of the world are inhibited from centuries ago, like Egypt and India. On the other hand, some areas are discovered few centuries back, like America and Canada. Canada is a multi cultural country and holds a large number of immigrants. Canada is called as land of opportunities and people from all over the world, migrated to Canada. Canada has many provinces and Newfoundland is also a province of Canada. It got the status of province in 1949. People born in newfouldland are also called as newfies. Newfoundland is known for its music and joyful nature of the people. Many jokes are associated with newfoundland, and most of them are written by newfies themselves. Here are some jokes about Newfoundland. If you visit Newfoundland, people of the province will be happy to know that you have some jokes for them.



1. A newfie's wife passed away and he called 911. The 911 operator told him that they would send someone over right away and asked him where he lived.
"At the end of Eucalyptus Drive," the newfie told her. The operator asked, "Could you please spell that for me?"
After a long pause, the newfie said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"


2. An Ontarian, an Albertan, and a Newfie are running from the cops. They run into an alley and see a pile of sacks, which they decide to hide in. The cops follow them into the alley and kick the bag with the Ontarian in it. The Ontarian goes "meow!" and the cops go "Ah, it's just a bag full of cats." They kick the bag with the Albertan in it, and he goes "woof!" and they're like, "OK, dog in a bag, whatever." Then they kick the bag with the Newfie in it, and he goes "potato!"


3. A Newfie is walking home kicking old bottles, when a genie pops out of one. "I can grant you three wishes," says the genie, "so choose wisely." The Newfie says "Give me a beer that'll never run out." A bottle appears in the Newfie's hand and he downs it, but when we pulls it away from his mouth it's still full. The happy Newfie continues walking home. The genie says "Hey, you still have two wishes left!" "Oh," says the Newfie, "gimme two more of these then!"


4. There are four seasons in newfoundland, Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.

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