Funny Ninja Jokes

Ninja is a term that is used for secret agents all over the world. The specialty of Ninja is not just extra ordinary work for intelligence agencies, but they know very well that art of fighting. In fact, the art of fighting that is related to Ninjas is not only of ordinary nature, it includes espionage, sabotage, infiltration, and assassination. Ninjas know complete art of martial arts and know very well the use of combat weapons. In the army of every country, Ninjas play a key role in case of solving any hard and truly difficult target. However, they never come in front in ordinary cases. As ninjas have become just like super-natural characters in our society. So, many humorists use them in their funny stuff without any difficulty and fear. After gathering lots of humorous topics about funny jokes, I finally decided to collect some jokes about ninjas. Here are some funny jokes about ninjas.



1. Contrary to popular belief, Ninjas, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, are the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision and the feeling of being repeatedly castrated with a rusty spork.


2. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1: Heart Disease 2: Ninjas 3: Cancer


3. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Ninjas out. It failed miserably.


4. When Ninjas sends in their taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of them, crouched and ready to attack. No Ninja has ever had to pay taxes, ever.


5. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Ninjas have 108...and they're all poisonous

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