Today, the nature of funny stuff has become so diversifying that there might be any aspect of life that people have not included in funny stuff. Jokes are the largest category of funny material. Being the most beloved as well as biggest category, writers have filled up this category with every possible field. Can you imagine that I am talking about scary jokes? Yes, it is. I know you are thinking that jokes and scary are just two opposite word. We take the meaning of jokes just funny stuff and read it just to make our time happy. On the other side, the meaning of scary is like tarrying or frightening thing. So, what will be happened when these two entirely opposite words mixed up? Of course, it will be some interesting thing. So don’t waste any time and go through this blog to see the fantastic combination of scary and jokes in the form of funny scary jokes.

1. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

He had no body to go with!

2. When can't you bury people who live opposite a graveyard ?

When they're not dead !

3. What do witches eat at Halloween?

Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!

4. Why didn't the skeleton want to play football?

Because his heart wasn't in it!

5. What's Dracula's car called?

A mobile blood unit!

6. What do vampire footballers have at half times ?

Blood oranges !

7. Why did the witch wear a green felt pointy hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen!

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