Cheering up and being funny are some of essentials of life. cheering up doesn’t only mean that you make yourself happy. But, it also means to make the others happy, make them feel better when they are sad and make them smile when they are about to cry. When others are happy with you, it gives you inner satisfaction as well. Psychologists say that when you feel down you need to smile, for this purpose you can make faces that cause smiles, you can sing and dance, you can take a power nap, you can be thankful for what you have, you can forgive, laugh and accept. If you follow all these rules, you will realize that how much effective they are. Here are some funny jokes for this purpose, hope they work.
1. Two muffins are in an oven
The first muffin goes "its hot in here"
The second muffin goes " OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
2. Q: What do you call a fish with no eye ?
A: FSH !
3. Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
4. Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud
5. Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut its nose off
6. Sunny: Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
Poppy: He was charged with battery.
7. Teacher: Why do gerillas have big nostralls?
Student: Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!
8. Mom: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
9. A husband to his friend: The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.