Jokes are the best way to make some laugh. These are the small statements that can the change someone’s mood. The main purpose of the jokes is always to have fun and spend some quality time with others. This purpose of jokes is always the best one to cheer someone up when the person is sad. Generally a joke is a short joke or phrase or it can be in any other form like a short story or a single statement. These jokes can be shared in different way through our daily communication means like, we can tell a joke in our speech. We can also share these jokes through text messages and emails. We can send emails containing jokes to our family, friends or one another. This should be kept in mind that jokes should not be low level, rather they should contain some good message.
1. News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
2. Those beautiful eyes, that incredible person, such a brain, nice smile.... But that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
3. We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found!!!
4. Never say I failed 100 times, instead, just say I found 100 ways to do this task.
Moral: be stubborn but don't accept your mistake.
5. What’s the height of hope??
It is: sitting in exam hall,
holding the question paper in hand
n telling yourself
“dude, don’t worry.
Exams will get postponed!”
6. Exams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull your hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
7. May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
8. Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means… Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot For Ever
9. I have a confession to make
ever since I met u it’s been hard for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
10. Sometimes small
things in life
hurt a lot.....
If you don't agree
Try to sit
on a Common Pin!!