Every relation has its own value but being a parent is the most exciting thing in the world. It adds not just the new relations but the new feelings as well. People get really excited when they are going to be parents. Women pass through different physical and psychological feelings, but fathers to be are just get emotional. People do not mind if your play funny jokes with them, as they are so happy to be a parent. These jokes are usually related to the problems associated with the children and the problems associated with the new inexperienced parents. Some funny things happen with the dads as they have no idea that what will be the attitude of new child and how they can handle it. We have gathered few funny jokes here for new parents, which can amuse them. They reflect the upcoming issues which they have to face in future.
1. For weeks a six-year-old lad kept telling his teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. After that, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. The teacher said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"Tommy confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
2. One Friend: Have you any kids?
Other friend: "I'm never having kids. I hear they take nine months to download."
3. Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?
Father: Ok ask
Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor.
4. One day Joe's mother turned to Joe's father and said," It's such a nice day, I think I'll take Joe to the zoo."
"I wouldn't bother," said father. "If they want him, let them come and get him!
5. Little five years old Johnny was in the bath tub, and his mom was washing his hair. She said to him, "Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again."Little Johnny replied, "Maybe you should stop watering it so much."