What is the best thing that you miss in your personality at the top most? I guess, it is the inspiring power from your side that could impress anybody at most. If you want to observe this thing that you must note one important aspect of life. This is the time of talking with anyone at phone. Suppose! You want to talk with someone for a long time. However, the person on the other side does not want this. What will you do in this situation? Obviously, the style of your talking should be interesting for person on the other side. You must adopt such a weird way of conversation that would be impressive for the other person. The best way in this regard is nothing but to remember some very short but really funny jokes. This is the only way that could compel anyone to hang up the phone.

1. First friend: Dear, I love lipsticks, they are very tasty.

Next Day..

Second friend: You are liar, i bought 10 lipsticks and ate them.!!

2. Son: Dad, What is the secret of happy married life?

Dad replied in short: It is still a secret!!

3. Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$.

Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?

4. Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here?

Student: yes mam, I am paying as little attention as i can. !!

5. Hitler says:-

"There is no word like 'impossible' in my dictionary"

Soldier: You should have checked the dictionary before buying it.....

6. Wife asked : What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?

Husband : Lunch and Dinner..

7. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

8. Father: Dear son This time you have to gain at least 95% marks..

Son: No dad, I will gain 100% this time..

Father: why r you making a joke.

Son: Who started first …..?????   

9. Friend: Is there any way to convert the short life into a long life?

Married friend: You also get married..

Friend: Will it help?

Married friend: No, but the thought of long life will never come again.

10. Short jokes on independence day..

Wishing you happy Independence Day.

Oh sorry, this massage is only for singles..

Married people, please ignore it..

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