Life is full of sorrows and we have no source to laugh or even smile in present busy schedule of life. In this situation, the people become frustrated and forget the way of laughing. They become annoy, even on a single word of funny sort. Now, there is a sole solution of this severe problem. Have you read such jokes that are so much hilarious, which could be a source of laugh out loudly? No doubt, you have read a lot of jokes in your whole life, but what number of them was really hilarious. I think, many jokes are of such types that are just capable of calling them jokes, but they are really boring in this regard. However, it does not mean that there is a shortage of really funny jokes. Here, I have a great collection of such truly funny and short jokes that could laugh you out loudly.

1. Doctor: "Mr. Beazley, that pain in your leg is simply due to old age."

Patient: "I don’t think so! My other leg is just the same age and it feels fine."

2. Teacher: Why was the computer so tired when it got home?

Student: Because it had a hard drive!

3. "Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."

"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?"

"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."

4. What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

5. "Dad, can you write in the dark?"

"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"

"Your name on this report card."

6. Q: what does make a short man to think about candle light dinner?

A: Well, because of Power fail!!

7. Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"

Sam: "I don't know."

Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."

Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"

8. Teacher: Write a short essay on football match.

All students were busy but one student was free..

Teacher: why are you not writing anything?

Funny student: "Miss, Match draw due to rain.." 

9. Doctor: "I've got very bad news - you've got cancer and Alzheimer's"

Patient: "Well, at least I don't have cancer"

10. Musician: "Did you hear my last recital?"

Friend: "I hope so."

11. Drunk funny driver asked his wife: Dear, in life sometimes there are opposite meaning of words..

Wife: How??

Driver: Like, we park our car in the driveway and drive our car on the parkway?

12. What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes

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