The craze of watching and playing various sports is a common trend all over the world. The best way to see this craze of people for watching their favorite sports is World Cup events. Well, playing and watching sports is no doubt, very pleasant thing, but finding the funny moments in sports is another enjoyable thing as well. We can see lots of funny mistakes that are committed by ordinary and even professional players as well. There are many TV channels that record these funny mistakes of professional players and broadcast them for the amusement of audience as well. This thing has become very common as well at internet. Today, lots of sites are available at internet that focus on funny mistakes of professional players belongs to different games. Moreover, people also want to read some funny jokes about such funny mistakes of their favorite players. Here is the collection of funny sports jokes for your amusement.
1. woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight.
The guide told her, "This is our number one sport."
The horrified woman said, "Isn't that revolting?"
"No," the guide replied, "revolting is our number two sport."
2. Q.What lights up a soccer stadium?
A. A soccer match.
3. A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer."
Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better."
The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
4. Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.
"I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition."
"Batted .007," his wife added.
5. Q. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
A. “Give me my quarterback!”
6. After I waited patiently while my husband played a round of golf on our 18th wedding anniversary he and I went out to dinner at a lovely restaurant. We discussed many happy memories we’ve shared during the years. Then I said “Want to go for another 18?” “no” he replied “I think it’s too dark now.” –
7. How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Four!... Three!... Two!... One!