Funny Turkey Jokes

Turkey is a beautiful bird that is best known for it funny behavior and many humorists use the name of this bird in their funny stuff. In most cases, the name turkey is used in as special type of humorous stuff and this special genre is called thanksgiving. When you will search about some funny stuff related to turkey, the only genre that will come in front of you is the thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is a type of fun genre that is related to prayers, blessings and thanks. Turkey is the bird that has become a symbolic representation of thanksgiving. So we look towards any funny stuff that consists of thanksgiving, we must see the extensive use of word turkey in it. Moreover, there is also a country with the name turkey. Anyway, here I am going to represent some funny jokes about turkey that you can see the other name of thanksgiving jokes.



1. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."


2. Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?"

Student: "Baseballs."

Teacher: "Baseballs?"

Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!"


3. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!


4. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?

The turkey, he’s already been stuffed!


5. Louise was away from home on Thanksgiving Day for the first time and she was missing her home and family desperately. Louise decided to cook a turkey herself, just like her Mum used to, so that she could feel closer to her family.

Louise returned home for the celebrations and recounted her experience to her Mum saying, 'Mum. it was so difficult to eat the turkey.'

'Why was that, dear' asked Mum in a concerned way, 'was it not cooked properly?'

'How would I know?' responded Louise, 'it wouldn't sit still.'


6. Why did the police arrest the turkey?

They suspected it of fowl play!

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