12 Funny Jokes about Money and Happiness

We cannot deny the importance of money to live a comfortable life but money cannot bring peace of mind and heart. Money plays a very important role in your life. You can maintain a good living standard if you have enough money but happiness is not guaranteed. Wealth cannot make a difference until and unless you have love in your relationships and peace at your home. But according to few people, sitting in a Mercedes and crying is better than to cry on a bicycle. If all your needs are being fulfilled and your well being at a societal level is being satisfied, you can be a happy man living a happy life with your loved ones.  Money is a need but you can bring happiness by making others happy and by having an optimistic approach towards life. To bring laughter and humor in your life, we have a collection of funny jokes about money and happiness for you. These are the most hilarious ones and will give you a good laugh. 



1) How do you successfully freeze your financial assets?
Invest in an Icelandic bank


2) Lee: I am tired of my bachelor life now…there must be a change.
Joe: I never knew the meaning of true happiness until I got married, but then it was too late..


3) A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "if it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied " My dear, if it weren't for your money i wouldn't be here."


4) My wife is always complaining. I don’t understand what to do.
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.


5) Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?
Because the poor didn't have any!


6) Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues?
One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.


7) Where do bees keep their money?
In a honey box.


8) Q: What is happiness?
A: Happiness is like coke, something you get as a by product in the process of making something. 


9) Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks – but half the pages are missing. What’s the matter? Isn’t half a million enough for you?


10) How can we make people happier?
Mankind are always happier for having been happy; so that if you make them happy now, you make them happy twenty years hence by the memory of it.


11) How can a can you double your money?
By folding it in half.


12) My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out.
What am I doing right?

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