As there is no shortage of wise people in our globe; similarly, there are many such people all over the world that behaves just like idiots or stupid. When we sit along such people, we really become surprised to see that their funny behavior and dumb attitude. In fact, these are the people that compel the wise people to create some hilarious jokes about those stupid personalities. Sometimes, these jokes are of some imaginary nature. However, sometimes these are the idiot people itself that becomes the cause behind creation of such funny jokes that would present their attitude. When we read these jokes, we not only appreciate the wisdom of creators, but also feel amusement after hearing about the funny nature of dummies. Anyway, here are some jokes about such idiot and stupid people that would tell you about the nature of these people as well. Let’s enjoy these funny jokes.
1. Jimmy: "Jack is telling around that you are worth your weight in gold."
Timmy: "The foolish boy. Who is he telling it to?"
Jimmy: "His creditors."
2. Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in good mood,
don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels.
On the way home..
Husband :- what did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive.
3. "What were you in for?" asked the friend.
"I found a horse."
"Found a horse? Nonsense! They wouldn't jug you for finding a horse."
"Well, but you see I found him before the owner lost him."
4. An Airline Introduced a Special Package For Business Men.
“Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free”
After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...
"Which Trip ?"
5. MR. SLIMPURSE—"But why do you insist that our daughter should marry a man whom she does not like? You married for love, didn't you?"
MRS. SLIMPURSE—"Yes; but that is no reason why I should let our daughter make the same blunder."
6. Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U"
7. "Tommy," said his brother, "you're a regular little glutton. How can you eat so much?"
"Don't know; it's just good luck," replied the youngster.
8. BOY—"Come quick, there's a man been fighting my father more'n half an hour."
POLICEMAN—"Why didn't you tell me before?"
BOY—"'Cause father was getting the best of it till a few minutes ago."
9. DAD: dear son,why yor sister sitting so silent
SON: Nothing dad sister asked lipstik, but i gave fevistik.
No chip chip
no chik chik
10. A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.
11. In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..