This fast pacing life has become dull and boring. We can see people in schools, offices and other working places just busy in work. This busy routine is causing many stresses and tensions in our lives. A good way to reduce the tension and work with happy mood is to play jokes for your friends, coworkers, roommates and teachers. You can play certain jokes for your boss as well. This practice will keep people around you happy and will strengthen your relationships with them. So, try to read the jokes in the newspapers, and magazines, even online. If you can remember some, you can play for your friends and they will enjoy your company. Here we have gathered some jokes for you, but they are just the few. You can build your own collection or you can invent your own jokes. Many things around you inspires you to create a joke. So, try this strategy and have fun!

1. Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.

Sanny : You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

2. Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". 

Student: I is the....

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

3. Funny customer asked to the shopkeeper, “What do you have for graying hair?”

The Shopkeeper replied, “Nothing but the highest respect Sir.”!!!

4. Man What do you want to become in your next life?

Friend : A cockroach.

Man: Very funny but why?

Friend : Because my wife only fears from cockroach.!

5. Q: what does make a short man to think about candle light dinner?

A: Well, because of Power fail!!

6. Teacher: Write a short essay on football match.

All students were busy but one student was free..

Teacher: why are you not writing anything?

Funny student: "Miss, Match draw due to rain.."

7. Teacher: On Monday, there will be class on sun.

Student: Sorry miss, i can not attend it.

Teacher: Why?

Student: My mom does not permit me to go so far.

8. One man buys two fishes and named them 1 and 2.

His friend asked: why did you name these fishes as 1 and 2?

Man replied: if 1 dies than i still have 2.

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