8 Funny Jokes to Put, Post, or Write on Facebook or Forum Status

Means of communications has been changed with the advancement of technology. Social websites are really popular among every age group. We all love to share our thought, feeling, pictures and many other things with our friends and colleagues through face book and other forums. You will find many interesting statements as a status on these social networking websites. People put different things there, some put famous quotes by the legendry people, some other put verses and many others prefer to share their feelings with the friends. However, to put jokes as a status is also a good idea. In this boring and dull life, it can bring a smile on the faces on your contacts and they will feel good. Some of them might be waiting for your status update, as they will be getting new jokes every day. So, try this and to help you we have gathered some jokes for you, which you can put as your status. 



1. There are three wishes of every man..

to be as handsome as his mother thinks to be as rich as his child believes to have as many women as his wife suspects


2. First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that''s vanity? 

Second girl: No, it's imagination.


3. Mr. Bean puts his pencil into a horlicks bottle !!!


To make the pencil look taller, stronger & sharper !!!


4. Friends chat..

Q: What did square says to circle?

A: Your life is so pointless..

Q: What did a man with broken leg says to nurse?

A: I have got a crutch on you.!!


5. A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"

The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"


6. How did stupid tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.


7. Interviewer: what is your date of birth?

Man: Nov 28..

Interviewer: which year?

Man: Dear, every year!!!


8. If someone says u r ugly, its OK, if someone says u r stupid, its OK,

If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can and say there

is a limit of kidding, u r now crossing the limit.

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Onergounserne wrote:

Which came first? chicken or the egg

MaryTenderLOS wrote:

Another great gift idea is to find out which dolls the child already has, and then finding some accessory packs for that doll, most dolls available now have accessories that don't come with the doll. The games have a stand so that you can place them on. Children's advocates are divided when it comes to solutions.
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