Enjoying poetry which is funny, full of humor and witty can be a great time pass. Limerick poems are mostly the most humorous ones, based on nonsense witty jokes. You may have gone through a limerick poem written by the students of school or by children at your home. The examples of limerick poems are so many but the important point is that all of the poems will give you a good laugh. It could be about any thing around you, depending on the thoughts of the writer. If you are betting bored and don’t have much to do, you must enjoy your time by reading a collection of limerick poems. These poems give a good laugh to adults as well as kids.  No matter with whom you are you can enjoy these in every possible way. Here is a list of some of the funniest limerick poems. Read them and enjoy sharing these with your family to have a good laugh.

1) The parent who one day discovers
His(her) child reading under the covers
By dint of flashlight
You've done something right
Such children become language lovers.

2) There once was a fly on the wall
I wonder why didn't it fall
Because its feet stuck
Or was it just luck
Or does gravity miss things so small?

3) There Once was a Man called Reg
Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge
Along came his wife
With a big Carving Knife
And cut off his meat and two veg

4) The birthday that's best, some agree
Is not the one when you were three.
Each age is the best
The wise will attest
And the past is a fait accompli.

5) While a child, Sister Mary Leo
Taught piano to me. Even though
I did not practice much
Still, her efforts were such
That I hear meter fortissimo.

6) A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,
Really liked playing with fire,
One night in the dark,
He swam with a shark,
And his voice is now two octaves higher.

7) Your kind thoughtfulness gave me a lift
And the present was swell. Don't get miffed
For my memory's poor
(It's a trait I deplore)
And a problem because I regift.

8) Dana was a rock and roller,
She was most definitely bi-polar,
She turned her first trick,
Then wrote this Limerick
And her mommy could not control her.

9) The gift was just lovely! I say,
Was it costly? How much did you pay?
It will be on display
When you come here to stay
(At least while you're here, anyway).

10) An elephant is always thought enormous,
But I know one that’s really rather small,
A teensy weensy thing, just like a dormouse.
Exactly two and one half inches tall!

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