Twitter is one of the most famous website among the social networking sites. A large and increasing number of users from all around the globe show the high ranking of this social website. You can connect to your friends and family members, share whatever you like enjoying your time in the best possible way. Any line or sentence about any object place or people can become a source of a good laugh. You can share funny tweets with your social contacts on twitter to enjoy your time. These tweets can be about anything, about any object, any place or even your personal experience. If you are looking for some funny tweets to share and not finding the best ones, we have a list for you of the most hilarious ones. Read and enjoy sharing these funny tweets with your buddies and social contacts on twitter.  These humorous tweets will give you a good laugh to enjoy.

1) Take everything in moderation. Including moderation.
2) A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
3) Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
4) Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
5) Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
6) These two words will open you many doors in life... "Pull & push".
7) I need to stop telling people about Twitter so I can talk about them on it.
8) Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
9) If guns kill people, then spoons make people fat.
10) Irony is reading a conversation on Facebook about how Twitter is a waste of time.
11) Bad news: catastrophic hard drive failure. Good news: inbox zero!
12) The idea is to die young as late as possible.
13) If we can now send a man to the moon, why not send all of them?
14) "My personality test results came back. They're negative.”
15) How is English not considered a Romantic language? hellooooooo
16) Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
17) You worry too much, eat some bacon…I just made too much of them….
18) Boss is an overpaid watchman, whose only job is to watch his subordinates.
19) Too much importance makes you impotent  …………
20) My boss was once wrong, but only because he thought he had made a mistake.

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