25 Short Funny News Headlines



We come across a number of news in our everyday routine life. Some are sad and shocking, some are entertaining and exciting and some are full of wit and humor. News is important to stay up-to-date with the affairs of the world. It is the most accessible source of getting knowledge about politics, sports, and affairs of different countries, entertainment industry and many other fields. If you are sick and tired of serious news reports and searching for some funny news to cheer up your mood, than you have clicked the right page. We have a number of funny news for you.

 

1) Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
2) 106 year-old women offered free bus rides to school
3) Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
4) Prisoner sends judge letter meant for his girlfriend
5) A woman called emergency to report she had seen a wild mouse
in her house.
6) Thomas the cat offered gym membership
7) Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
8) Police find mouse after being called to Sydney bank
9) Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
10) Burglars go back to ask for receipts
11) Old School Pillars are replaced by Alumni
12) Dog refuses to leave butchers after burglary
13) Stolen Painting Found by Tree
14) Italian prisoner prefers cell to wife
15) Hospitals are sued by 7 Foot Doctors
16) Bank robber caught when money explodes in his trousers
17) Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
18) Man sues shop after belt comes loose during meeting
19) A person called 911 to find out the number to the police station.
20) Local child wins gun from fundraiser.
21) Miners Refuse to Work after Death
22) Car thief arrested after getting locked in
23) Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
24) Man struck by lightning: faces battery charge.
25) A man broke up with his girlfriend and wanted police to go by
her house and report to him the owners of any cars, other than
hers, in her driveway.




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