Funny Happy Birthday Riddles



Birthday is no doubt, a happiest day of everyone life that comes every year and bring a lot of happiness for the person, who has its birthday. A major fact that makes this event a special day of a person’s life is receiving a lot of wishes as well as gifts from his/her loved ones. You can say, this is the occasion that reminds the birthday person that he has much importance for so many people and many people are there, who want to see him happy always. Today, choosing birthday gifts has become a major problem, as people become confuse so much about the choice of gift for their loving person. If you are also facing such situation, i have a weird idea for you. A very cool idea about birthday gift is that, you should prepare some birthday riddles for your loving person. When you will ask these funny riddles that are about birthday, you will feel that your loved one will become happy and admire your idea as well.

 

 

Q 1: A male lives an average of one hundred years. How many birthdays does an average man have?

A: One. They only have one "Birth Day".


Q 2: What did one candle say to the other? 

A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"


Q 3: Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!


Q 4: Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? 

A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!


Q 5: What did one candle say to the other?

A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"


Q 6: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?

A: Mice cream and cake!


Q 7: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

A: Because it was marble cake!


Q 8: Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?

A: Because it was feeling crumby!


Q 9: Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? 

A: He's trying to age disgracefully!


Q 10: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

A: When it's been sliced.




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