8 Short Funny Poems

People seek entertainment to relax and to make life enjoyable. Amusement serves as a way to build networks and relations. Entertainment plays a very important role as it creates opportunities for things like work, friends, family and more fun. Most people would agree that laughter is good for you in every possible way. Thinking about fun is important, it gives you a chance to really decide what you like doing and also listening to yourself. You can find a number of ways of having fun and the most common is through poems, jokes and quotes. If you're not used to hearing the words 'poems' and 'exciting' in the same sentence, please don't give up just yet, because these poems really are a little bit different. Read and share it with your friends.


1) Run Chicken Run

Run chicken run.
The farmers got the gun

The wife has the oven hot
And your the one.

So run and run
So you don’t get served with a bun.


2) Friend

You and I are friends
You laugh, I laugh
You cry, I cry

You scream, I scream
You run, I run
You jump, I jump

You jump off a
bridge, I'm going to
miss you buddy:)


3) Birdy Poop

Birdy Birdy,
In the sky,
What you doing in my eye,
It tastes like sugar,
It feels Like soup,
Oh My God,
Its birdy p0op.


4) Roses are Red

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme...
but this one doesn't!!! :-D


5) I am a DOG

I am a DOG
And you are a FLOWER

I lift my LEG UP
And give you a SHOWER


6) Its Halloween Night

Its halloween night
All kids with fright
Me in my costume
All kids assume
All kids were scared of me
Me dressed as a teacher with glee

By Morgan Pookie


7) Tinkle Tinkle Little Car

Tinkle, Tinkle little car
How I wonder what you are.

Leaking oil every day
Having it your own way.

Going up hills real slow
I don't want you any mo'.

Tinkle, Tinkle little car
Boy, what a lemon you are.

8) Excuse Me Miss

Sam asked a question of his teacher
He asked it of the stern Miss Meacher
You wouldn’t punish me, would you?
For something that I did not do
Of course not boy, answered Miss
Spitting the reply out with a hiss
That’s a relief he began to explain
As I didn't do my homewor

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