Dr Seuss Funny Poems

Dr Seuss is a famous name for the children all over the world especially in United States thanks to its remarkable and unforgettable work in funny poetry. The actual name of Dr Seuss was Theodor Seuss Geisel, but he was famous with different names like Dr Seuss, Rosetta Stone and Theo LeSieg. He was not only a famous poet, but his work as a cartoonist and writer is also incredible. Still, his funny poems and cartoon characters are famous among children and elders as well. However, the easiest way of knowing and judging the ability of Dr Seuss is to read the collection of his funny poems. Today, everything is available at internet and fans of Dr Seuss have not forgotten this famous personality in raising its publicity at internet by means of uploading its beautiful funny poems at various sites. Here I have gathered a beautiful collection of funny poetry written by Dr Seuss.



1. We looked!

Then we saw him

step in on the mat!

We looked!

And we saw him!

The Cat in the Hat!

I know it is wet

And the sun is not sunny.

But we can have

Lots of good fun

that is funny!


2. Can we count them with our nose?

Can we count them with our toes?

Should we count them with a band?

Should we count them all by hand?

If I do not like the count,

I will simply throw them out!

I will not let this vote count stand,

I do not like them, and Al Gore I am!


3. How did it get so late so soon?

It’s night before it’s afternoon.

December is here before it’s June.

My goodness how the time has flewn.

How did it get so late so soon?


4. Do you like green eggs and ham?”

“I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

I do not like green eggs and ham!”

Would you like them here or there?"

"I would not like them here or there.

I would not like them anywhere.

“I do so like green eggs and ham!

Thank you!

Thank you,



5. You have brains in your head.

You have feet in your shoes.

You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.

You’re on your own.

And you know what you know.

You are the guy who’ll decide where to go.


6. “I’m Yertle the Turtle!

Oh, marvelous me!

For I am the ruler of all that I see!

Your Majesty.

Please… I don’t like to complain.

But down here below, we are feeling great pain.

And the turtles, of course…

All the turtles are free

As turtles and, maybe,

all creatures should be.

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