Funny Back to School Poems

Early to bed and early to rise is obviously, a great quote from some great scholar. However, these days it has become very difficult to act upon this advice in this modern age even for the school going children. However, it is their duty to go to school every day even going late to bed. So, going to school early in the morning is such a terrible thing for children of all ages. In this troublesome situation whole the year, the only beautiful and relaxing time is summer vacations. Of course, nothing could be better than this time for children, as this is the time in which they can go to bed and get up as per their own time-table. Well, summer vacations are not too much and at last the time comes, when you have to go back to school. Well, this is again the time to chill thanks to these funny school poems.



1. Dear students, the summer has ended.

The school year at last has begun.

But this year is totally different.

We're going to only have fun.

We won't study any mathematics,

and recess will last all day long.

Instead of the pledge of allegiance,

we'll belt out a rock-and-roll song.


2. It is time to go back to school.

Time to break the golden rule.

You hear that dreaded morning alarm.

You turn the too sick story charm on to your mom.

But she is not buying it.

Not even one little bit.

Breakfast is waiting.

Into your new spiffy school clothes, you are changing.

Here comes the school bus.

Back to school, fool!


3. Angel standing by my bed,

Watching me both night and day,

I wake up to go to school,

So I quickly kneel and pray.

Angel with me when I eat,

At the breakfast table,

We thank God for food today,

Helps make me strong and able.

Angel dear, I'm in a hurry,

What else to school must I bring?

My homework, lunch, coat and books,

Please help me find everything!


4. This is the time of excitement and joy

Anxiety and a little fear

This is special time of year

Summer has gone and it is true

They are going back to school.


5. I don't want to go back to school.

I want to stay in the back yard pool.

Going back to school

is just not cool.

Sure, I will see

my friends whom I have been missing

but, all of that learning hurts my head

and I would rather stay in my warm bed.


6. Hear the bell call,

To one and all,

Hear it now chime,

It is school time!

Now you could say,

In a cold way,

"Gone the summer,

What a bummer."

But use your head,

And say instead,

"Keep on humming,

Look what's coming."

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