Funny Wedding Poems and Readings

Wedding is the most memorable and beautiful event both for men and couple. The feelings of wedding day are just not explainable and only bride and groom can do it. For other people, who attend the marriage ceremony of their beloved friends or relatives, this time is also crucial in terms of deciding the wedding gift for their loved ones. Well, I am going to tell you the way of making any type of wedding gift somewhat special for your loved ones. It does not mean that you have chosen some perfume or a bunch of flowers to present it as a wedding gift for your loved one. You can make it special by attaching a greeting card on it and writing a very beautiful as well as funny wedding poem on it. This will be the wedding gift for your loved one, who is getting married. So, here is the collection of very funny wedding poems just for you.



1. Two people have decided that

They'll share one house for life,

And call themselves, instead of friends,

A husband and a wife.


2. This day I married my best friend

the one I laugh with as we share life's wonderous zest,

as we find new enjoyments and experience all that's best.

the one I live for because the world seems brighter

as our happy times are better and our burdens feel much lighter.


3. What greater thing is there for two human souls

than to feel that they are joined together to strengthen

each other in all labor, to minister to each other in all sorrow,

to share with each other in all gladness,

to be one with each other in the

silent unspoken memories…


4. A wedding is a party with,

Of course, a wedding cake.

But sometimes by the time it comes,

It's hard to stay awake.


5. A wedding is the entrance to a marriage:

One drives through, and suddenly one's there!

Stepping from a fairy tale carriage

Into quite ordinary air.

Life is now a dance, though beautiful,

Requiring intense coordination;

Each self becomes, in ways inscrutable,

More fully what it is in combination.


6. Getting married means you'll have

Someone's hand to hold,

Even when you're feeling sick,

Even when you're old.


7. Marriage is the union of

A greater sum than two in love.

Relatives are made by rites

Relating in-laws to delights.

In bringing families together,

A million lives are changed forever.

Go then in joy, yourselves to please:

Each love shapes many destinies.

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