15 Random Funny Sayings for Facebook

Facebook is a source of social interaction for people of all age groups nowadays. It is more famous among teenagers as it serves as an easy and accessible source to stay in touch with their friends, family and to find their childhood buddies. Facebook has affected the lives of people in various ways. Some consider it a platform to stay in touch with the people around and some take it as wastage of time and nothing more than that. The most common habit of people using facebook is to update their status on regular basis. They try to choose status updates which are different and funny in order to be liked by people in their social circle. We have a collection of funny status updates to make you and your friends laugh.


1) Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.
2) WARNING: Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.
3) The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of some 1 to blame it on.
4) "Somebody's boring me ... I think it's me."
5) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
6) "Pocket Full of Cash. Bucket Full of Dreams."
7) Don’t play stupid with me - I'm better at it.
8) "I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect."
9) When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
10) "My Life is based on a True Story."
11) A rumor goes in one ear and then out of many mouths.
12) "I tried being good, but I got bored."
13) If money talks, why won’t it have a conversation with me?
14) "My sister has the best sister in the world"
15) Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

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