20 Short Funny Sayings and Quotes

Humor is an essential part to live a healthy and happy life. This is perhaps the reason that doctors appreciate the part of humor in ones life as it can be a great way to relive stress. Fun related activities can add joy and happiness to your life whether you are alone, with your friends or in social gatherings. Time with friends can be more exciting and joyous when funny stuff is added. If you or your friend is in a sad mood and can’t get over it, than surely a dose of funny sayings can help you to change your mood. We have a collection of funny sayings to make you laugh to the fullest.


1) I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
2) When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
3) Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.
4) Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
5) As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
6) Save paper don’t do home work.
7) You can't have everything....where would you put it?
8) Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime
9) Beware of the young doctor
10) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
11) Many things upset my stomach but chicken is not one of them.
12) The road to success is always under construction
13) A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
14) Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
15) A day without sunshine is like, well, night
16) Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
17) True love can blind you but at the same time if you let it, it can also open your eyes
18) When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
19) Life is Short – Talk Fast!
20) You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'

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