Funny Celebrity and Comedian Quotes

Celebrities are those parts of our society that remain in the hearts of millions of people due to their acting and characters. These are real people that try to make our free time, just fresh and happy by means of doing some creative acts. Among all celebrities, comedians are the most beloved persons of people around them. Today, life of every person has become very tough and there are worries around every one in routine life. In such situation, when anyone gets some free time, he tries to lose all its worries and make its mood happy. Comedians are the people that have magic in their acting. They extract some funny things from routine life of people and express them in funny ways in front of people. We enjoy this hilarious and dramatic attitude very much. So, just chill and get ready to enjoy some funny quotes about famous celebrities and comedians.



1. If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. George Gobol.


2. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's gift. That's why we call it 'the present'. Joan Rivers


3. I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.Tommy Cooper


4. There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. Robert Orben.


5. I am where I am because I believe in all possibilities. Whoopi Goldberg


6. One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries. A. A. Milne


7. How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand. Emo Philips


8. I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Dave Edison.


9. Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on. Betty White.

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