Funny One Line Quotes

It is a fact that wise sayings from intellectual persons are always a tower of light for us. There are many people who take some famous personality as an ideal for them and consider every word of it as a landmark. Some people have firm believe that quotes or sayings are such golden pearls that can change the life of a person, if he or she will follow even anyone of them. However, life is very busy and every person has no time to spend even on its beloved hobbies. It does not mean that people don’t want to learn sayings of their ideal personalities. The meaning of my idea is that, people like to read some short sayings of famous personalities. So, it is better to collect such wise sayings from intellectual personalities that would be no more than one line. Here I have taken care of this thing and presenting some very funny one liner quotes in front of you.



1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.


2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.


3. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.


4. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.


5. Marriage is the transference of misery from the woman to the man.


6. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.


7. I have nothing to declare except my genius.


8. You never really know a man until you have divorced him.


9. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.


10. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

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